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I just destroyed planet earth. U mad?

As always, I laughed. Just the right amount of Newgrounds flavor in this one in addition to your own style. XD

Short but Sweet ...

The look on his face when the arrow was sticking out of his head .. pretty much exactly how it is in-game, no jokes. : P

More in-depth than I thought it would be!

I found out about this game while perusing the interwebz for amusing debates about videogame violence. When I saw a Newgrounds game being featured on Fox News, I wasn't about to pass it up.

I wasn't disappointed! It's a neat little mutilation simulator where there are several layers to your nameless victim. I personally used my imagination to pretend it was Jack Thompson. Good times, people, good times.

The nicest touch to this game that I really got a kick out of was that the model involved has several different layers underneath his skin. Pretty neat, overall!

Doug ..

I managed to get to day 81, and accumulated a grand old score of 26,000,000 points .. Let me tell you some things about Doug ...

One, Doug is endearing.

Two, Doug knows all.

Three, Doug is Ninja

Four, Doug becomes irritating fairly quickly when he develops a harder skull, and is now synonymous with hate.

Five, Doug develops the Troll Curse and regenerates horrible mutilation within seconds.

Six, Doug knows no remorse.

Seven, Doug knows no respite.

Eight, Doug ALWAYS knows when you have ale left.

Nine, Doug ALWAYS knows you buy either two or three kegs.

Ten, Doug is no longer annoying because he's got you too scared to buy more than two kegs now.

Eleven, Doug has become a distant memory.

Twelve, fast moving white gloved hands are now synonymous with hate.

Awesome Sauce

I think this is the best Zelda song I may have dredged up on Newgrounds. It is not a half ass effort, it is epic.

ArOo

I never decided which one of those three ladies I liked more. I think I saw some random NPC somewhere in the game that I thought was hotter than the team members. I dig the music though.

Ahem ..

I beg to fucking differ, I think it's alright. Another decent song poorly scored which does not exhibit the criticisms you claim to my ears.

Oh man .. what a great way to die. Wonder how she managed to eat it, though ..

Delicious and Economical

I'll be preparing some of these in Skyrim, from now on. Your name will spread across the land of Tamriel like wildfire, Adam!

Oh damn ..

He looks hungry. Can I feed it some peanuts? Or is that a bad idea?